What did you do as a child that you feel guilty about even to this day?
I once stole twenty dollars from a friend who'd been mean to me that day, and then told my parents I found it on the street and used it to buy Ninja Turtles toys. I was probably nine or so.
Trevor Dienes, if you're out there, I'm sorry I was an asshole when I was nine. I owe you twenty bucks.